God Issues New Mission Statement For Universe
When asked about the purpose for his existence, Universe creator and CEO Jehovah God has... The post God Issues New Mission Statement For Universe appeared first on God.
View ArticleGod Responds To Pastors Praying For Trump In The Oval Office
A group of pastors prayed for Trump in the Oval Office. God responded. The post God Responds To Pastors Praying For Trump In The Oval Office appeared first on God.
View ArticleGod Responds To Passing Of Chester Bennington
‘Linkin Park’ frontman Chester Bennington died today and the reactions came pouring in. God responded... The post God Responds To Passing Of Chester Bennington appeared first on God.
View ArticleTrump Mentions God On Twitter, God Responds
Today, after making several tweets filled with insanity and bigotry, ‘President’ Donald Trump suddenly made an... The post Trump Mentions God On Twitter, God Responds appeared first on God.
View ArticleGod Calls On The Dictionary To Accept His Definition Of ‘Scaramucci’
Today Anthony Scaramucci was fired after only 10 days of working at the White House.... The post God Calls On The Dictionary To Accept His Definition Of ‘Scaramucci’ appeared first on God.
View ArticleGod Responds To Trump Voter Outraged Over Pecker Rock Meme
Today God shared an amusing meme. Recently, Trump called himself the greatest president ‘second only... The post God Responds To Trump Voter Outraged Over Pecker Rock Meme appeared first on God.
View ArticleSean Spicer Spots Double Rainbow Over White House And God Responds
Yesterday God posted a double rainbow over the White House, all the way across the... The post Sean Spicer Spots Double Rainbow Over White House And God Responds appeared first on God.
View ArticleTrump Voter Makes Excuses For Possible Nuclear War, God Responds
They’ll still be making excuses during the nuclear winter. The post Trump Voter Makes Excuses For Possible Nuclear War, God Responds appeared first on God.
View ArticleGod Responds To Trump Pastor Who Said God Supports Nuking North Korea
The day after Donald Trump threatened North Korea with “fire and fury,” one of his... The post God Responds To Trump Pastor Who Said God Supports Nuking North Korea appeared first on God.
View ArticleGod Responds To White Supremacist Terrorists
White supremacists marched in Charlottesville, Virginia to protest the removal of a Confederate Statue this... The post God Responds To White Supremacist Terrorists appeared first on God.
View ArticleGod Responds To Trump Using Hurricane To Pardon A Racist Sheriff
On Friday night the Nazi Sympathizer-in-Chief Donald Trump pardoned racist sheriff Joe Arpaio. Arpaio had... The post God Responds To Trump Using Hurricane To Pardon A Racist Sheriff appeared first on...
View ArticleGod Responds To Roy Moore Using The Virgin Mary To Justify Pedophilia
GOD IS PISSED. This week Republican candidate for Senator in Alabama Roy Moore was accused... The post God Responds To Roy Moore Using The Virgin Mary To Justify Pedophilia appeared first on God.
View ArticleEvangelical Pastor Frankin Graham Sends Prayers To Roy Moore, And God Isn’t...
HOLY FORKING SHIRTBALLS.* On Saturday, evangelical leader Franklin Graham, Jr. sent his thoughts and prayers... The post Evangelical Pastor Frankin Graham Sends Prayers To Roy Moore, And God Isn’t...
View ArticleRoy Moore’s Tweet About Jesus With Children Has Not Aged Well And God Has Notes
ROY MOORE IS GOING TO HELL. Today God remembered a tweet that Republican Candidate for... The post Roy Moore’s Tweet About Jesus With Children Has Not Aged Well And God Has Notes appeared first on God.
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Black Man Films Starbucks Manager Denying Him Bathroom Code After Giving It...
Less than one week after a Starbucks manager in Philadelphia got two black men arrested for hanging out in her store, a black man at a Los Angeles location claims he was denied entry to the bathroom...
View ArticleThis Guy Claims That His Painkillers ‘Turned Him Gay’
While sexual orientation and identity have become major talking points in the modern media landscape, there are still quite a few people who don’t quite seem to grasp how sexuality works. 23-year-old...
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Church ‘Prophet’ Mauled By Lions After Attempting To Prove God Would Save Him
Zion Church member and self-proclaimed prophet Alec Ndiwane got his rear end mauled by a lion while on safari after he ran straight for a pride in an effort to prove “the Lord’s power over animals,”...
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Blog Posts Reveal Austin Bomber Was An Anti-Gay Rights Conservative Christian
There’s a lot we don’t know about the Austin bomber, but what we do know suggests he’s part of a disturbing and growing trend of right-wing terrorism in America. Right-wing terrorism is on the rise in...
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Student Sends Disgustingly Racist Tinder Messages To A Girl And Pays The...
We all know Tinder can be a dark, dirty place when it comes to private messages. We’ve seen on several accounts and message threads that guys (and girls, too) can be pretty inappropriate when it comes...
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Pro-Trump Evangelical Gets Baptized By Fire For His Delusional Comments About...
Less than 48 hours after Donald Trump announced the “perfectly executed” airstrikes on Syria, faith leader Rev. Franklin Graham appeared on Fox & Friends to voice his support for the president and...
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